- One Direction going horse riding:
- Liam: Why hello there you lovley horse, how are you today?
- Harry: HAHAHA LIAMS TALKING TO A HORSE... WHAT A WEIRDO!
- *horse sniffs Harrys curls*
- Harry: AHHHHHHH IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Louis: Step away from my boyfriend, horse!
- Paul: Boys... seriously...?
- Zayn: EWWWWW IT JUST SNEEZED ON ME! EW EW EW EW EW!
- Paul: Zayn, it's fine, here, i can help you clean it up...
- *gets wet wipe*
- Zayn: DON'T TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL BODY WITH THAT!
- Niall: *eats horses carrots*
- Paul: Niall, stop eating the horse food!
- Niall: NO! YOLO!
- Liam: *talking to computer* Hi guys, i'm in the horse stables!
- Paul: Liam, get off your computer!
- Liam: Ok uhm so I gotta go but lets get #liamisanamazinghorserider trending! Love you all. Bye!
- Harry: Louis, the horse tried to eat me...
- Louis: Aww baby, it's ok, i'll look after you
- *hugs*
- Paul: Boys, not here!
- Niall: *still eating the horse's carrots*
- Zayn: Oh, hi horse... vas happenin?
- Paul: Oh god, next time we're going to somewhere else!
